“Did you see that?!” “No, it’s dark, you dumbass. Stop clinging to me.” Any ship HAHA.

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Title: The Scariest Thing

Rating: T

Genre: Humor/Fluff/Family

A/N: Combining these two prompts along with “Ghosts” for SasuSaku Month 2018 D6. 

Pairing: Papasuke and Mamakura & Academy babies (probs around 9-ish) BoruSara


His heart was racing, fist and jaw clenched, ready to chidori the fuck anything that comes out at him. Sasuke nearly jumped out of his skin when he heard a shrill scream. In a flash, he kicked the door open, and found his wife with her hands held up to shield her face. His sharingan activated, and the sound of a thousand birds chirping filled the small room. However, before he could charge, Sakura started laughing.

Sasuke’s face contorted in confusion at the scene before him. There was a person with a white sheet and eye holes, booing at his wife. His shoulder slumped, and he deactivated his chidori and sharingan.

Why were they here again? Oh, right. Because Sakura wanted to go in the haunted house, insisting it would be fun.

Sakura patted the ghost’s head and turned around to face her husband. “There you are, Sasuke-kun. I thought I lost you.”

“You did.”

She giggled and looped her arm with his, pulling him out of the room. “Darling, did you activate your chidori?”

“Hn.”

This made her laugh. “I didn’t know you were scared of ghosts. Don’t worry, I’ll protect you.”

Sasuke rolled his eyes, and allowed himself to get dragged along through the maze. He couldn’t understand why Sakura would want to go in here. The Ninja Academy’s halls and classrooms were filled with cheap cotton cobweb displays, red lights, and smoke machines. Someone was obviously having too much fun time with making paranormal sounds that echoed through the halls thanks to the PA system speakers. Although he knew they were all actors, both shinobi and students alike, Sasuke’s heart was still racing. He knew he shouldn’t have had that Grande Black Ops Coffee without milk earlier.

Sakura leaned in closer to him and teased, “your heart is beating so fast. You really are scared, aren’t you?”

“Don’t be ridiculous,” Sasuke turned his head away and continued, “I’m just palpitating. I had too much coffee.”

“Sure you are,” Sakura teased. She kept going on and on, as they went deeper into the school, following the bloody arrows, down the stairs towards the basement.

Sarada sighed. She couldn’t believe she fell through a trap door. Well, she wouldn’t have even fallen in if Boruto hadn’t dragged her down with him. The room was do dark, Sarada couldn’t even see her own hand inches away from her face. However, just because she couldn’t see things didn’t mean she couldn’t feel or hear. She felt Boruto’s warm and shallow breaths near her face, making heat crawl up from her neck all the way up to hear ears.

“D-did you see that?” He gasped.

“No, it’s dark, you dumbass. Stop clinging to me!” She could feel his warm hands hold on to her arm.

“S-sorry!” He immediately let go, and by the sound of his foot falls, he took two steps away from her. “It’s just really dark, and I can’t see anything. Need to make sure you don’t trip, ya know?”

Sarada scoffed. Sure. He was doing it for her. “Let’s just find the door and get out of here, okay?” Taking a few steps forward, she felt something cold touch her right ankle, and then her knee. A cold finger brushed her left shoulder. A shudder went down her spine, and she snapped, “don’t touch me like that, Boruto!”

“I… I’m not even touching you…” His voice was a few steps ahead of her. He let out a squeak, and Sarada dared to look behind her.

A pair of green, menacing eyes and maniacal laughter filled the room, causing all the hairs on her body to rise.

—-

Sakura raked her fingers through her husband’s hair, removing all the cotton cobwebs that got caught in his dark locks. She tried to keep her giggles to herself, but she couldn’t help it. He looked so irritated and all the white strands of cotton on his head made him look like an old man.

“Sakura.” The warning was all too clear in his voice.

She laughed. “It’s not that bad, Sasuke-kun! Just hold on, I’ll get it out.” Right before she could pick out the last of the cotton, a blood curdling scream filled the hall. In an instant, Sakura and Sasuke were running towards the sound, preparing themselves for anything. They were about to turn the corner, when two bodies skidded on the floor.

“Sarada!” Sakura covered her mouth in order to stop herself from screaming.  

—-

Boruto held on to Sarada’s wrist and dragged her out of the room. They were being chased by an evil looking clown. He knew Sarada was afraid of them, and so he did his best to make sure she wouldn’t look back. “Hey!” he called out to her. She looked at him, the fear all too clear in her eyes. “Keep your eyes on me, alright? Don’t look back!”

He kept on running, finally being able to see some light up ahead, he was starting to recognize the hallway. The evil clown was coming in closer, and so Boruto pulled on Sarada’s wrist to make her take the lead. “Go!” He exclaimed. “I’m right behind you.”

She hesitated for a bit but ran ahead. Boruto was planning to take on the clown to give Sarada more time to run, but as soon as he looked over his shoulder and saw the ugly red nose, evil green eyes, and bloody mouth, and oh fuck was that a cleaver? He threw his chivalry out the window and picked up his pace. When he was right behind Sarada, he tripped on a loose tile, and ended up crashing into her.

They skidded on the floor for a few feet, and he blacked out for a moment. He opened his eyes and realized he landed on top of Sarada. Before he could scramble up to his feet and apologize, he was being hoisted up by his shirt. The boy screamed, expecting to see evil green eyes starting right back at him, but what he saw was far scarier.

Sasuke had picked him up with his Susanoo arm, his body was covered in purple chakra. “What do you think you’re doing with my daughter?”

“S-scaryyy!” Boruto screamed.


A/N: Not exactly the original plot I wanted but I hope you still liked it! Papasuke is obviously the scariest thing in that entire haunted house. lol 

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