Title: I’ll Show You Fun
Rating: T
Genre: Humor
A/N: Written for SasuSaku Month 2018 D4: Burn.
“Sakura, I’m gonna come.”
“Not yet, Sasuke-kun! We’re just getting started here!”
Sasuke’s grip tightened, the metal casing of his phone creaking under his grip. “You said you would be done in an hour. It’s getting late.”
His wife released an exasperated sigh. “Oh, come on. What are you, my father? It’s a bachelorette party, darling. You know these things don’t end until Hanabi’s passed out drunk.”
He kept his lips tight shut for a moment. Right. It was Hanabi’s bachelorette party. She and Sakura had grown considerably close with the heiress over the years, but surely her absence wouldn’t be missed as much, right? Sasuke had just returned home from a mission and all he wanted to do was cuddle up and have his wife all to himself. Sasuke opened his mouth to speak, but then there was a commotion going on at Sakura’s end. Sasuke could hear incoherent shouting, and shrill shrieks. He had to pull the phone away from his ear lest he wanted to be deaf.
“Oh, the stripper’s here.” The excitement was all too apparent in her voice, and it took every ounce of his self restraint not to crush his phone. “I gotta go, Sasuke-kun. Don’t wait up for me.”
Don’t wait up for me? He repeated in his head incredulously. Before he could speak, Sakura had ended the call.
The image of a macho man slicked with oil and wearing nothing but speedos coming near his wife made his charka flare, his whole body burning with righteous fury. No one was allowed to touch his wife—no one but him.
—-
Sasuke wore his scariest Angry Husband face and crossed his arms across his chest. Sakura was laughing loudly, cheeks flushed and green eyes glittering with mirth. She looked his way and casted him a wide grin that rivaled the sun. His glare faltered for a bit—because hot damn, how can it not when she was looking at him that way? Quickly, he recovered and placed his angry face back on, to which she threw her head back and laughed. Sasuke glided towards her and spoke in a low, yet menacing tone. “Sakura. We’re leaving.”
She jutted out her lower lip and batted her long eye lashes at him. “Just a few more minutes? Pretty please?”
It was his turn to pout, to which she giggled. “You’re cute when you sulk.”
“Hn.” He made a move to hold her hand, but she dodged his advances.
“Not tonight, darling. I want to have fun!”A wide smirk spread on his face, and in one fell swoop, he scooped Sakura up over his shoulder. She shrieked, and complained, but ultimately found herself laughing when she heard him say, “Oh you want to have fun? I’ll show you fun.”
A/N: Dodged! Love you, @ss-tyytyy 😘
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“Sakura, I’m gonna come.” “Not yet, Sasuke-kun. We’re just getting started here!”
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